Daily Archives: July 28th, 2008

    Although countless hours of news network time have been spent speculating on who the vice presidential picks will be for each candidate, there remain only a few weeks until the conventions and thus it is about time to find out for sure.  Here is a selective version of what the field looks like:

 

 

      As you can see, there is an unprecedented amount of estrogen and color among this year’s possibilities.  Let’s walk through what each person may bring to the ticket.

 

Democratic:

 

Hillary Clinton:

-pro: woman; has 35 years experience in politics; will mollify alienated “Hillary Dems”

-con: may overshadow Obama; brings a lot of baggage (Bill); Republicans hate her

 

Jim Webb:

-pro: Navy vet; cabinet official under Reagan; supports our troops; is a Southerner

-con: likes the job he already has

 

John Edwards:

-pro: wife’s cancer may endear him to voters; champions the working man

-con: may be too suave for the “rock star” Obama; possibly bangs women who aren’t his wife

 

Republican:

 

Condi Rice:

-pro: woman; black; experience in Washington; knowledge of state and foreign affairs

-con: may be “unpopular by association,” given her boss’s approval ratings

 

Mitt Romney:

-pro: New Englander; youthful and handsome; ran for president; fixed Massachusetts budget

-con: sucked at aforementioned presidential running; viewed as elitist and potentially not conservative enough

 

Bobby Jindal:

-pro: parents were immigrants; one of precious few non-white, ultra-conservative Republicans

-con: likes his job as governor

 

Up for grabs:

 

Ann B. Davis as “Alice”:

-pro: witty; can keep the White House kitchen spotless

-con: no discernable experience; soft on terrorism

 

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